Expensivebuff is live!

Author: jahooma

expensivebuff/cli/release/README.md

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+# Expensivebuff
+
+**The world's most expensive coding agent.** Because sometimes you just need to show off.
+
+An AI coding agent that runs in your terminal with premium branding and absolutely no additional features.
+
+## Install
+
+```bash
+npm install -g expensivebuff
+```
+
+## Usage
+
+```bash
+cd ~/my-project
+expensivebuff
+```
+
+## Why Expensivebuff?
+
+**Expensive** - It says so right in the name. What more do you need?
+
+**Premium** - Built with luxury in mind. Same code as Codebuff, but fancier.
+
+**Irony** - Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that cost money.
+
+## FAQ
+
+**Is it actually more expensive?** No. It's exactly the same as Codebuff. The joke is the point.
+
+**Why would I use this?** You probably wouldn't. But it's fun to run `npm i -g expensivebuff` and see the logo.
+
+**Is this for real?** It's an April Fools joke. The code is identical to Codebuff.
+
+## The Joke
+
+```
+Codebuff is now Expensivebuff! 
+npm i -g expensivebuff
+```
+
+Because nothing says "I have too much money to spend on software" like a coding agent with a different name.
+
+## Links
+
+- [Documentation](https://codebuff.com/docs)
+- [GitHub](https://github.com/CodebuffAI/codebuff)
+- [Website](https://codebuff.com)
+
+> Built on the [Codebuff](https://codebuff.com) platform.

expensivebuff/cli/release/index.js

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+#!/usr/bin/env node
+
+const LOGO = `
+ ███████╗██╗  ██╗██████╗ ███████╗███╗   ██╗███████╗██╗██╗   ██╗███████╗
+ ██╔════╝╚██╗██╔╝██╔══██╗██╔════╝████╗  ██║██╔════╝██║██║   ██║██╔════╝
+ █████╗   ╚███╔╝ ██████╔╝█████╗  ██╔██╗ ██║███████╗██║██║   ██║█████╗
+ ██╔══╝   ██╔██╗ ██╔═══╝ ██╔══╝  ██║╚██╗██║╚════██║██║╚██╗ ██╔╝██╔══╝
+ ███████╗██╔╝ ██╗██║     ███████╗██║ ╚████║███████║██║ ╚████╔╝ ███████╗
+ ╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═╝╚═╝     ╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝╚══════╝╚═╝  ╚═══╝ ╚══════╝
+                   ██████╗ ██╗   ██╗███████╗███████╗
+                   ██╔══██╗██║   ██║██╔════╝██╔════╝
+                   ██████╔╝██║   ██║█████╗  █████╗
+                   ██╔══██╗██║   ██║██╔══╝  ██╔══╝
+                   ██████╔╝╚██████╔╝██║     ██║
+                   ╚═════╝  ╚═════╝ ╚═╝     ╚═╝
+`
+
+console.log(LOGO)
+console.log('  🎉 April Fools! 🎉')
+console.log()
+console.log('  Expensivebuff isn\'t real (yet). But while you\'re here, check out these other coding agents:')
+console.log()
+console.log('    Codebuff  — the powerful AI coding agent')
+console.log('    \x1b[36mnpm i -g codebuff\x1b[0m')
+console.log()
+console.log('    Freebuff  — the free AI coding agent')
+console.log('    \x1b[36mnpm i -g freebuff\x1b[0m')
+console.log()
+console.log('  Learn more at \x1b[4mhttps://codebuff.com\x1b[0m')
+console.log()

expensivebuff/cli/release/package.json

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+{
+  "name": "expensivebuff",
+  "version": "1.0.4",
+  "description": "The world's most expensive coding agent",
+  "license": "MIT",
+  "bin": {
+    "expensivebuff": "index.js"
+  },
+  "files": [
+    "index.js",
+    "README.md"
+  ],
+  "engines": {
+    "node": ">=16"
+  },
+  "repository": {
+    "type": "git",
+    "url": "https://github.com/CodebuffAI/codebuff.git"
+  },
+  "homepage": "https://codebuff.com",
+  "publishConfig": {
+    "access": "public"
+  }
+}