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const melvice = {
pronouns: "He/Him",
location: "Planet Earth 🌍",
status: "Turning caffeine into features since day 1 ☕",
currentMode: "Building cool stuff & breaking things (on purpose... mostly)",
funFact: "I debug with console.log and I'm not ashamed 😤",
};
hobbies = [
"🎮 Gaming when the bugs are too stubborn",
"🎵 Coding with lo-fi beats on repeat",
"🍕 Firmly believe pizza improves code quality",
"🌙 Night owl — best commits happen after midnight",
"📚 Always reading docs I'll forget in 10 minutes",
]
fun_facts = {
"lines_of_code_written": "probably too many",
"bugs_created": "definitely too many",
"bugs_fixed": "almost as many 😅",
"cups_of_coffee_per_day": "let's not talk about it",
}
⚠️ WARNING: Laughing is mandatory. No exceptions. HR has been notified.