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nclskfm/README.md

Hi there 👋

Joke of the day (Wed May 06 2026)

When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.

Last update: Wed, 06 May 2026 02:01:41 GMT

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Disclaimer: The jokes are from the Geek-Jokes-api and are randomly selected. That's why they are unfortunately often not funny. :D

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