Absolute Johannes factotum
- SCP-5032 (?)
- SCP-5032 refers to several anomalous items related to the unreleased Atari Panther game console, including a development kit, a special controller, and two video games. The development kit (SCP-5032-1) can run a unique, magical programming language safely, which would otherwise harm electronics or people. The controller (SCP-5032-2), worn on the head, creates a full-body virtual reality experience, making the player feel, smell, and taste things in the game, and seems to use the player's brain for some processing. One game, SCP-5032-3, is an unwinnable role-playing game where a character representing a Mayan god sometimes speaks directly to the player, deviating from its script. The other game, SCP-5032-4, traps the player in a small room, where their reflection is that of a missing journalist, and the game's code suggests a dark history involving him.
- Gef (?)
- The article describes Gef, also known as the Talking Mongoose or Dalby Spook, an allegedly talking mongoose that supposedly inhabited a farmhouse on the Isle of Man owned by the Irving family in the early 1930s. The Irvings claimed Gef was an "extra extra clever mongoose" that could communicate, guard their home, and perform various helpful tasks. The story gained significant media attention and was investigated by parapsychologists, though critical reception largely concluded it was a hoax perpetrated by the daughter, Voirrey Irving, possibly using ventriloquism, as physical evidence like footprints and hair samples were attributed to the family's dog. The case even led to a notable slander trial known as "the Mongoose Case."